THE NARUSASU IS STRONG IN THIS ONE
You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train
And now the Weather.
There’s this fandom…
i love when people are passionate about a certain character, like really passionate about them bc then i start associating them with that character and then the character reminds me of them and i’ll just be looking through my dash and then suddenly i’ll think about them
if i make you think of my favorite characters i have Succeeded
Naruto Uzumaki is a tan god with sky blue eyes and rippling muscles and a gorgeous smile and you call him plain and feminine??????
when u watch ur favorite character getting heartbroken and u can feel ur own heart part like moses parted the sea
[ anime antagonist voice ] i-impossible! this can’t be happening — where are you getting all of this power?!
[anime protagonist voice] from my friends. but you wouldn’t know about that, would you?!
Reasons to dye your hair unnatural colours:
- You get to be the main character of the anime
Everyone else is out in the sunshine and I’m just here like….
YOU JUST DID NOT
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
*smirks like an anime protagonist who knows he has the upper hand in a battle*
Should I Read Spoilers Or Should I Wait: A novel by me
I Should’ve Fucking Waited: A sequel
Hands down, it’s official.